about it, but I'll do what sexstv I can, and at least I sexstv won't con you into expecting anything better."

· I was in the Commons sexstv the other day, and found myself standing amid sexstv Alistair Darling and his substantial posse of advisers and civil servants. "Just a minute," he told sexstv them, "I have to go and get some money." It was rather sweet, the notion that the chancellor of the exchequer, who controls hundreds of billions a year, needs to go to sexstv a hole in the wall just like the rest of us. At least I hope that's what it was and he wasn't talking about a huge secret loan from the IMF.

· I like this thought too. Stephen Kinnock, son of Neil, who was arrested in Russia this week as part of the harassment of the British Council, is married to a Danish sexstv politician he met in Brussels. She is called Helle Thorning-Schmidt, and they have two daughters. She is also, though only 41, leader of the image-oriented Democrats, a party that is usually in power in Denmark but has been out since 2005. Apparently it's likely they will win the next election, which would mean that a Kinnock finally becomes a prime minister - though of course Danes are as suspicious of foreign-sounding people as anyone else, so she does not trade under her married name.